Parking - You're doing it wrong.
Hello. You park like a jerk. Please stop.
Nice parking Moron! I hope the rest of us didn't annoy you by following the rules.
Hey! You suck at parking dislike. Learn how to park. Idiot! People like you should take the bus.
Wow! Awesome parking job! Fantastic! I've never seean such great parking. You deserve an award.
Hey! You suck at parking seriously. Learn to park. Asshole. If I see you do this again, I will key your shit.
Dear Moron, I thought you should know you suck at parking. Seriously. Remember this the next time you enter a parking lot.
Many three year olds have trouble staying within the lines. Maybe if you practice coloring of an image, it will help with your parking.
Just wanted you to know, how bad you suck at parking. Thanks for: Parking too close - leaving no room to get in my car. Parking crooked - making it impossible to get out. Taking up 2 spaces when you could have taken 1. Parking in an idiotic spot and blocking my exit. Being a dipshit in general. All of this.
Hey Stranger, Because you were parked in my spot last night (and still are??), I got a ticket for street parking overnight without a permit. I'm broke. This are privately owned spot, and I could have you ticket and towed. I won't, but please park no longer in my spot again.
First I would like to apologize for parking in you spot. It was irresponsible on my part and I would like to give this 100 Dollar to pay for the ticket and whatever else you need. I can be tough around this time of year. Merry Christmas - The asshole who parked in your spot!