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	Airline Names
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AA American Airlines Always Awful Abort Abort Alcoholics Anonymous Amateurs Anonymous A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps And Nausea AER LINGUS Arousing Erotic Randy Ladies In Nice Green Uniform Suits AEROFLOT Aircraft Everywhere Run On Fuel Left Over By Tanks AI Air India Allah Informed Already Informed An Interesting Ride, I'll Not Do It Again AIR BC Air Burn & Crash Air Bash & Crash AIR LANKA Always Intended Return To Land And Not Kill Anyone AIRBUS Aircraft manufacturer Airlines Impose Regrettable Bullshit Upon Us ALIA Royal Jordanian Airlines Always Late In Arrival ALITALIA Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival Always Late In Transit, Always Late In Arrival Air Line In Tokyo And Luggage In Amsterdam Airplane Lands In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta A Little Italian Tit And Lots Italitan Ass A Little Italian Tradition And Lots Italian Attitude ALM Antillean Airlines Always Late Machine AMERICAN A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea ANA All Nippon Airways All New Aviators ANSETT Any New Stewardess Expects Traumatic Temptations Aircraft Nosewheel Stuck, Expect Tricky Touchdown AOM French Airlines Airline Ohne Moneten APSA Angry Peruvians Smashing Airplanes ARIANA Ariana Afghan Airlines Afghans Really Into Always Neglecting Airplanes ATA American Trans Air Americans Take Alternatives Always Tardy Airlines Alcoholics Transporting Alcoholics ATI Air Transport International Alternative Take Iberia AUA Austrian Airlines Aussteigen Umsteigen Autobus fahren Almost Unknown Airline Another Useless Airline AWA America West Airlines Always Wasting Assets BA British Airways Bloody Awful Bad Attitude British Apoplectic BAA British Airport Authority Brits Against Aviation BB / CTA Balair / CTA Black Box Can’t Tell Anything Bruggisser Alternative Luegt Au Id Röhre BCAL British Caledonian Air Lines Better Crawl Across Lover BEA British European Airways Bloody Expensive Airline British Excuse for an Airline Better Eat Afterwards BOAC British Overseas Airways Corp. Better On A Camel Blast Off And Crash Book On Another Carrier Bloody Old and Careless Boeing Only Aircraft Club Better Off At Caledonian Bend Over Again Christine BOEING Aircraft manufacturer Broken Off Engines In Numerous Gardens BWIA British West Indies Airways But Will It Arrive Best Women In the Air Born to Wait In Airports Better Walk If you're Able Baggage Wandering In Africa Britains Worst Investment Abroad British Worst Investment Overseas CA China Airlines Choose Another CAA Civil Aviation Authority Campaign Against Aviation CAAC Civil Aviation Authority of China Chinese Airline Always Canceled China Airlines Almost (Always) Crashes CAI Canadian Airline International Crash And Ignite Call Attendants Idiots Call Ambulance Immediately Cruise Above Iceland Circle Airport Indefinitely Cancel Alaskan Itinerary Check All Items Copilots Are Imbeciles Casual Atmosphere Inside CPA Canadian Pacific Airways Can't Promise Anything CSA Czech Airlines Czechs Screw Anything DAN AIR Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough DELTA Didn’t Even Leave The Airport Don't Even Leave The Airport Don't Ever Leave The Airport Don't Even Let Them Aboard Don't Ever Land There Again Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard Doesn't Everybody Like This Airline Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals Departing Even Later Than Anticipated Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly Damaged Engines Limit Take-off Ability Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta Doesn't Experience Like This Andrenalise EAA Euro Aviation Academy Even Apes Aviate EAL Eastern Air Lines Eastern's Always Late EDW Edelweiss Air Extreme Dangerous Wet-Lease ELAL Israel Airlines Entführer Landen Als Leichen Every Landing Always Late Every Landing Always Lousy Egyptian Louting Arab Loathing Everyone's Luggage Always Lost EMIRATES English Managed, Indian Run, A Thousand Ex-pats Suffering FINNAIR Flies Ideally? Nah, Not Airborne In Reality GARUDA Goes All Right Under Dutch Administration Go And Relax Until Delay Announcement GB AIR Gribraltar Air Getting Better Airways GULF AIR Get Used to Late Flights - Aircraft In Repair JAL Japan Airlines Just Arrives Late Jets Along Lazily Journey Always Late JAT Yugoslav Airlines Joke About Time JMC Just More Crap KAL Korean Air Lines Karate After Lunch KLM Keine Lust Mehr Kommt Leider Morgen Kauft Lookhead Majestät Komische Landungs Methoden Kiss Like Mad Kindly Leave Money Keep Loving Marijuana Koop Lockheed Majesteit (Buy Lockheed, Your majesty) LIAT The Caribbean Airline Late If At All Leave Island Any Time Luggage Is Always Tardy Luggage In Another Terminal Lost In-between Antigua, Trinidad LOT Polish Airlines Last One There Lots Of Troubles Luggage On Tarmack LTU Lauter Tunten Unterwegs LUFTHANSA Let Us Fondle The Hostesses And Not Say Anything Let Us Fuck The Hostess, Are No Steward Available Let Us Fuck The Horses, Are No Stewardesses Available MAS Malaysian Airline System Most Asians Sail May Actually Shit MEA Middle East Airways Monotonous Experience Always NA National Airways Never Again NWA Northwest Airlines Nation's Worst Airline Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport OLYMPIC Olympic Airways Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash PA Philippine Airways Please Avoid PAL Philippine Airlines Plane Always Late Prick Always Long Philippines Always Late PAN AM Pilots Are Not A Must Poor Airline Needs Any Money Passengers Always Need A Mortician Plan On Arriving Nervewracked And Mad PIA Pakistan International Airlines Panic In Air Perhaps I Arrive Please Inform Allah Pilot Ist Abgesprungen Passenger's Illegal Abductor PSA Pacific Southwest Airlines Poor Sailors Airline Paul's Saturday Airline PWA Pacific Western Airlines Pray While Aloft Pete's Wobbly Airline Piddly Widdly Airline Please Wait Awhile QANTAS Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors Quite A Neat Trick, Arriving Safely Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards Queasy and Nauseous, Tired And Sick Queers And Nancies Trained As Stewards Quits Air-travel, Next Time Approaches Ship Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style RYANAIR Running Your Ailing National Airline Into Receivership SAA South African Airlines Suggest Another Airline Service An Afterthought Sensious Airborne Affair SABENA Such A Bad Experience Never Again Such A Bloody Experience Never Again Such A Beautiful Experience Now Again Select A Better European National Airline SAHSA Servicio Aero Honduras Stay At Home, Stay Alive SAS Scandinavian Airlines System Such A S*** Sex And Service Sex And Smörrebröd Sex And Service Sex And Satisfaction Sex After Service Sex Always Supplied Sweet And Sexy Service After Sex Same As Sabena Sit And Suffer SATA Such a Terrible Airline SIA Singapore International Airlines Sex In the Air So Incredible, Aah Singapore Imitates America SWA Swan Airlines So wenig Auslastung Swissair Wartet Ab SWISS So What It's Still Swissair SWISSAIR So Wunderful It Sounds, So Awful In Reality Sexy Women In Swissair Service Are Indeed Rare Sexy Women In Swissair Service Are Incredibly Raunchy TAA Take Another Airline TACA Take A/C Anywhere Take A Chance Airline Take A Coffin Along Take Another Carrier Always Tome Alcohol Cuanda Aborda TAP Air Portugal Take A Pill Take A Parachute Take Another Plane Try Another Airplane TK / THY Turkish Airlines Triebwerke Kaputt They Hate You TNT Tomorrow Not Tonight TRANSAVIA To Rape A New Stewardess After V1 Is Allowed TWA Trans World Airlines This Was Awful That Was Awful That Was Accidental Travel With Arabs Tightwad Airlines Travel Without Arrival Travel With Alcohol Travel With Arabs Try With Another Try Walk Across Try Walking Asshole Try Walking Again Try Walking Across The Worst Airline Took Wrong Airline Takeoff with another Terrorist Welcome Aboard Terrorists With Arms Teenie Weenie Airlines Traveling Without Air Today's Worst Airline Tomorrow’s Worst Airline Tomorrow's Widebody Accident Tomorrow We'll Arrive Totally Wasted Airlines Tiny Wings Aflappin Time Waste Airlines That Was Accidental Thieves, Whores + Alcoholics UA United Airlines Undress All U Need Insurance That Exempts Death Usually Not Inclined To Eliminate Disasters US AIR US Airways Unfortunately Still Alleghany In Reality Underwater Seats Available In Rear Usually Stewardesses Are Irrationally Romantic UTA Unlikely To Arrive Unable To Ascend Usually They're Around VARIG Virgin's Are Rare In Glasgow Voluptuous And Romantic In General Voyage Awfully Rough Into Gringoland VIRGIN Very Interesting Ride, Going Into Nymphos     Aer Lingus Aer Fungus Aeroflot Aero Flop Aeroschrott Aerosplat Aermediterranea Aermediterroranea Aeromexico Aerowrecksico AeroMaybe AeroMiedo Aeronaves de Mexico AeroNervous Aeroperu Aeroperhaps Air Afrique Air Tragique Air BC Scare BC Air Cambodia Air Forbodia Air France Air Fresh Air Chanc Air Illinois Scare Illinois Air Jamaica Air Jammin Air Malta Air Melt ya Air Mauritius Air Murderous Air New England Scare No Engines Air New York Air New Jerk Air New Zealand Air No Wheels Land Air Of Vermont Air Of Vomit Air Ontario Scare Ontario Air Pacific Air Pacifwreck Air UK Air Yuch Air West Air Worst Scare Best Scare West Air Wisconsin Scare Wisconsin Air Zaire Air Scare Airbus Airbust Scarebus AirCal AirCrawl Airkill Scare Cal All Nippon Airways All fall down Airways Alleghany Air Agony Air Allemaybe Alligator Allegheny Commuter Agonizing Commuter Aloha Airlines All over Airlines Altair Airlines All scare Airlines America West America Worst American Airlines American't Sham-erican American Eagle Screamin' Eagle Ansett Chance-it Arrow Air Error Air Aspen Airways Crashpen Airways Avianca Awful anca Aviogenex Aviogen wrecks Bahamas Air By llamas Air Balair Fallair Balkan Bulgarian Broken Bulgarian Bangladesh Biman Bangladeath flamin Big Sky Airlines Big Scare Airlines Bonanza Air Lines Banzai Air Lines Banana Air Lines Braathens SAFE Braathens UNSAFE Braniff Airlines Brainless Airlines Brand-F Airlines British Air Ferries British scare Ferries British Airtours British scaretours British Airways Kritisch Airways Brutish Airways Brutish Scareways Harrowing Scare Brockway Air Shockway Air Brymon Airways Die mon Airways Business Express, the Delta Connection Businss Distress, the Delta Rejection Cascade Airways Crashcade Scareways Cameroon Airlines No room Airlines Become marooned Airlines Cathay Pacific Crash in Pacific Central Airlines Bentral Airlines China Airlines China scarelines Cochise Airlines No peace Airlines Comair Kamikaze Air Command Airways Commando Airways Continental InContinental Can't....Mental Detrimental Contemptible Conair Conned air Condor Flugdienst Condor Flugdeath Cordova Airlines Cart over Airlines Crossair Crashair Cruzeiro do Sul Crasheiro do Sul Cyprus Airways Try a bus Airways Danair Dan dare Emirates Emirats Finnair Thin air Gulf Air Goof Air Iberia Histeria Laker Airways Shaker Airways Lufthansa Lusthansa Bodenhansa Midwest Express Midwest Excess Mohawk Slowhawk Northwest Northworst Northwaste PanAm Pandemonium Among Airlines People Express Cattlecar Express People Distress People Compress Piedmont Piedmonster Quantas Quaint Ass Quebecair Quick Air United Airlines Untied Airlines US Air Yousair US Scare Usairheads Useless Air Zambia Airways Zombia Airways