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Car Indicator Lights Meaning

Indicator Lights Meaning 1 Sauron has broken your car You have trapped your arm in the seatbelt The genie has wet the bed Your steering wheel looks like a sloth Your vision is obscured by bubblegum The exhaust pipe is in your windscreen A vicrorian submarine has landed on you You're being spied on by an owl You're not ripped enough to drive There are marbles in your silencer Your tyres ar on fire You need to restring your lyre Your radio is too old fashioned A dead japanese girl will kill you in a week You are not a number, you are a free man   Indicator Lights Meaning 2 Squishy doofers Drunk robot Cyclone in car Ghosts All the doors are open you idiot Owl Stop travelling with beach balls Turbine activated Face wind, knee wind Your arms are melting Lank dalek Let it go The genie is ready This Comets Confusing comets Really bloody fast comets Triangles Everywhere Yes The key is sinking in a river Flex your ABS Only speak spanish   Indicator Lights Meaning 3 Enemy scanner activated Curfew fail Smelly shoe alert Sorry you did not survive Your wish is granted Flex your ABS For spanish marque Sleeping bodies detected The serpent is loose Wag tail up or down Release the cobra Foreign object in eye Activate ghosts Confused robot Incoming object Object evaded Marshmallow cream center Drive on, drive on The kids have escaped Shoelace untied Arms deflated Restring your harp Angry owl ahead Emoticon fail Radioactive pizza Toast is burning